Bad Online Daters

I really don’t know why he’s single, what with the stalking and creepin’ and all. Chicks dig stalkers.

Wait, dude, so are you telling me you don’t enjoy having a stranger refer to you by all sorts of unwanted, objectifying pet names? Okay, let that one sink in for a second, honeysnatch. I’ll wait.

It seems most women on these blogs are plagued with the creepy older guys outside of their age range hitting on them. Nope, not me. No, I get the 20-somethings (or younger!) who think I should date them because they’re “very mature for their age.” Like, no son. I’ve dated guys nearly 10 years younger than me, and trust me, you are NOT mature. Now go away and let the grown-ups talk now, mmkay?

It seems most women on these blogs are plagued with the creepy older guys outside of their age range hitting on them. Nope, not me. No, I get the 20-somethings (or younger!) who think I should date them because they’re “very mature for their age.” Like, no son. I’ve dated guys nearly 10 years younger than me, and trust me, you are NOT mature. Now go away and let the grown-ups talk now, mmkay?

comicgone:

*facepalms through the back of my skull*

I see your facepalm and raise you a 

comicgone:

*facepalms through the back of my skull*

I see your facepalm and raise you a 

I had 25 pages of unacceptable match questions with this guy. 25 PAGES, guys! Oy.

I had 25 pages of unacceptable match questions with this guy. 25 PAGES, guys! Oy.

Why, yes that is the transcript of the Slap Chop infomercial! Thanks for asking!

feministcaptainkirk:

jurvis:

heyitsxio:

I checked the “over 30” and “over 40” tags just to find out if there’s anyone else out there who’s around my age, and all I’m finding is porn. Great!

So if you’re over 30 (or 40, or 50, or 60) and you’re not a porn blog, can you please reblog this so I know you’re out there? Thanks!

ancient ones unite!

I’m 30. Is that over thirty? Or does that only happen when I’m 31?

33 (next month) here, and DEFINITELY not a porn blog. :)

Something tells me this guy doesn’t quite grasp the concept of this dating site. 
"How about we I am 6’ tall with brown hair and eyes."
"How about we I’m a nice guy and you should give me a chance."

Something tells me this guy doesn’t quite grasp the concept of this dating site. 

"How about we I am 6’ tall with brown hair and eyes."

"How about we I’m a nice guy and you should give me a chance."

Hey, you call me some cliche pet name, I’ll do the same, clear, shnookums?

Hey, you call me some cliche pet name, I’ll do the same, clear, shnookums?

So, this is apparently what happens when I don’t log in to Meet Me for a week or three.

Is it just me or does this guy remind anyone else of the dolls with the string on the back that you pull to hear a random phrase, and sometimes they repeat themselves two or three times in a row?