Bad Online Daters

yeahlikethedeliveryservice:

badonlinedaters:

He would also be uncomfortable with a homosexual friend giving him a hug if he thought it was “more than friendly,” wouldn’t allow a partner to be friends with their ex, and while he himself would date a bisexual, he wouldn’t date someone who would date a bisexual.

Welp, guess I’m gonna go enjoy being a bitch and being single now! (Did he actually think “being single” was an insult? OMG I can’t stop laughing at this ass clown!)

Reblogging equally for the smackdown and for the gif of Raul Esparza as a sassy lawyer.

I’m not ashamed to admit I could watch that gif all day long. Raul Esparza is a beautiful, beautiful man.

But … I like parties! And I play World of Warcraft, and like, Scrabble and stuff! … . .
Oh.

But … I like parties! And I play World of Warcraft, and like, Scrabble and stuff! … . .

Oh.

okcreepsters:

Point missed

When I got that one, I gave dude the wikipedia answer about polar bear weights, then told him it still wasn’t enough to break the ice.

okcreepsters:

Point missed

When I got that one, I gave dude the wikipedia answer about polar bear weights, then told him it still wasn’t enough to break the ice.

hipsterfrizzle:

Men and their fragile male egos.

Well. That escalated quickly.

hipsterfrizzle:

Men and their fragile male egos.

Well. That escalated quickly.

If at first you don’t succeed, wait a month and a half then send a question mark.

If at first you don’t succeed, wait a month and a half then send a question mark.

okcdouchebags:

barricadethedoors:

okcdouchebags:


This guy’s profile was full of little gems like this, but this one was just confusing. It’s unacceptable to you that I brush my teeth twice a day?? Why??

That makes no sense at all.

this one is more an issue with OKC’s algorithms, i’m guessing he was only thinking of the people not brushing their teeth rather than the ones brushing more

Huh? This isn’t an algorithm issue. He chose “twice or more” as an unacceptable answer, which means for some reason he isn’t interested in people who brush their teeth more than once a day.

Maybe he’s hoping to find someone who only brushes in the morning so there’s a chance of finding a midnight snack in between her teeth during the goodnight kiss.

okcdouchebags:

barricadethedoors:

okcdouchebags:

This guy’s profile was full of little gems like this, but this one was just confusing. It’s unacceptable to you that I brush my teeth twice a day?? Why??

That makes no sense at all.

this one is more an issue with OKC’s algorithms, i’m guessing he was only thinking of the people not brushing their teeth rather than the ones brushing more

Huh? This isn’t an algorithm issue. He chose “twice or more” as an unacceptable answer, which means for some reason he isn’t interested in people who brush their teeth more than once a day.

Maybe he’s hoping to find someone who only brushes in the morning so there’s a chance of finding a midnight snack in between her teeth during the goodnight kiss.

A song for the haters. Keep reblogging my shit and talking about what a miserable, negative person I am. I sooooooo care what random internet strangers think they know about me.

Is memorable the new disappointing? 

Is memorable the new disappointing? 

Know what’s on my “to do” list? Buy dog food, buy salsa verde, clean the kitchen, and avoid scumbags like this at all costs. Mostly that last one, though.

Know what’s on my “to do” list? Buy dog food, buy salsa verde, clean the kitchen, and avoid scumbags like this at all costs. Mostly that last one, though.

Three in the motherfuckin’ morning, folks.

Three in the motherfuckin’ morning, folks.