whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish
Wait, I thought bisexual meant I’m attracted to bicycles? … . Oh. Shit.
Actually, I do know what kik is. It’s the texting app that guys use to send us lovely unsolicited dick pics, yeah?
This just in: You can totally tell from a person’s picture if they’re a rapist and/or serial killer! Alert the media!
So, alienate and insult all the women who live in your area and look at your profile. Interesting strategy. The old “pre-negging negging” I take it.
"Can I be your pinkie toe"? What in the name of all that is holy … ?
Okay, let’s forget the fact that messaging someone on a dating site and asking “do you need someone to talk to” is a weird first message, and just focus for a minute on the fact that we have a one hundred percent enemy rating! I’m a little scared by that. Like, I had no idea it could even go above 99%
So, turns out Ted is kind of a prick. Surprise!