Bad Online Daters
If only, somewhere, there were millions upon millions of free pictures of boobies for me to look at, available at the click of a button. Gee, I wish something like that existed. Oh, well, perhaps someday my dream will come true …

If only, somewhere, there were millions upon millions of free pictures of boobies for me to look at, available at the click of a button. Gee, I wish something like that existed. Oh, well, perhaps someday my dream will come true …

okcdouchebags:

okcupidnotcool:

'I wasnt looking when I filled it in'

'I just answered that as a joke'

'My freind answered it for me'

Anybody else get these excuses when you explain the reason you’re turning them down is the answers they’ve given?

"They’re just off the wall answers"

"You don’t know what you want so you just let the website have total control, comical." Like, huh?

Married dude looking for a “secrete fuck buddy.”
Besides this violating OKC’s photo guidelines, it’s like he chose the most unflattering picture he has. I am so not impressed here, y’all.

Married dude looking for a “secrete fuck buddy.”

Besides this violating OKC’s photo guidelines, it’s like he chose the most unflattering picture he has. I am so not impressed here, y’all.

Now the OKC douchebags can’t get away with saying they weren’t warned … for all the damn good it’ll do.
(Yeah, I might be getting just a tad frustrated. Um.)

Now the OKC douchebags can’t get away with saying they weren’t warned … for all the damn good it’ll do.

(Yeah, I might be getting just a tad frustrated. Um.)

Hey look, everyone! This guy messaged me again, apparently forgetting that we’ve done this before! I bet these dudes could avoid this mistake and possibly remember us a little better if they, I dunno, read our profiles? Just a thought.

Hey look, everyone! This guy messaged me again, apparently forgetting that we’ve done this before! I bet these dudes could avoid this mistake and possibly remember us a little better if they, I dunno, read our profiles? Just a thought.

onlinedatingshenanigans:

I’m legitimately confused by this message.  Hairspray is listed as something I can’t live without, but that’s it.  There’s no mention of the musical Hairspray or even an interest in theater.    

He probably legitimately thought you were talking about the musical, especially if he’s into it himself and it wasn’t specified that you meant the kind of hairspray that goes in hair. It’s all just a matter of each individual’s frame of reference, and his is seemingly more theater/movie related than hair product related. Lots of people list a movie or tv show under their “can’t live withouts” so I’m guessing that’s all he thought you were doing. Some people need more context than others.
Which is why I’m always hesitant to tell people how much I love Homicide.

onlinedatingshenanigans:

I’m legitimately confused by this message.  Hairspray is listed as something I can’t live without, but that’s it.  There’s no mention of the musical Hairspray or even an interest in theater.    

He probably legitimately thought you were talking about the musical, especially if he’s into it himself and it wasn’t specified that you meant the kind of hairspray that goes in hair. It’s all just a matter of each individual’s frame of reference, and his is seemingly more theater/movie related than hair product related. Lots of people list a movie or tv show under their “can’t live withouts” so I’m guessing that’s all he thought you were doing. Some people need more context than others.

Which is why I’m always hesitant to tell people how much I love Homicide.

Honestly, I’d be happy if he were just good at using spellcheck.

Ugh, white boys

the-makeout-whisperer:

For whom “giving advice to” = “attacking,” and outright, justifiable criticism = MISANDRY.

(This really applies to all boys, but a white boy is the latest in a long line of offenders.)

And they say women overreact? Ha. Where’s a sarcastic laugh GIF when I need one?

Something like this?

This is by no means my entire profile, just the relevant bits. I think from now on I’m just gonna copy-paste this to everyone who just sends a “hey”-type message but hasn’t been insulting otherwise.

okcreepsters:

It does not sound nice. It also sounds like a lie.

"Message" your body?

okcreepsters:

It does not sound nice. It also sounds like a lie.

"Message" your body?